Crimes of Passion - the unwelcome gift left by a transient lover

I hope the sex was better than his bedside manner.

But there is an upside to this scenario; on discovering the little present your hit and run driver has left under the bed, at least you know there won't be a rubber floatie waiting for you in the bathroom.

I don't think that I have ever done this to someone... well at least on those occasions I can recall.