Post #1: The ubiquitous roll-out

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Have you ever seen the walk a dog does, just after completing its business?

Well that’s the walk you’re about to do when you move off the seat to rummage, hopefully with success, through the bathroom cabinets to find a new roll.

If that doesn’t work, your remaining options are:
– Tissues (structurally compromised)
– Bathroom reading material (generally more smear than grab)
– Tearing up the cardboard roll (personally not recommended)
– Holler loudly and hope

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