The CD Case

This is something I just can’t understand people doing. It is like, and this is something I actually confess to doing regularly, making the effort to sweep up but then leaving little piles of dirt in strategic locations or like taking the care to wipe your arse, but deciding to omit the paper (not something I can recall having ever done...).

The irony is that they are the very same people who come back later saying, ‘Have you seen my Massive Attack CD?’

‘No, now bugger off.’