Hardcore heavy petting....

Now I love pets, but hardcore pet lovers are wierd. And this is just plain disgusting. You'd think that for someone who's obsessed with their dog that they might have actually watched what their pooch actually does with its mouth ...

The irony is that these very same people probably can't sit on a public toilet seat without putting half a roll of loo paper on the seat ... and the other half in the bowl to provide a hygienic, splash-free landing pad.